Newly Married Indian – After Marriage

2dzFX3TTwo amusing stories about Newly Married Indians

Story 1:

My daughter got married to an engineer working in the US. We lived in a small town in Tamil Nadu. A few days after the wedding we took my son-in-law and his family to a newly opened restaurant just outside our town.

We were strict Muslims and ate only Halal Food. So we wanted to ascertain that the restaurant used only Halal Meat. My husband called the waiter to the table and asked him, “Is the meat cooked here, Halal Meat?”

The waiter who had been over joyed to see such a large turnout of customers was too eager to clear all our doubts on this point. So he rattled off:

“Sir, everything here is Halal. The mutton is Halal, the chicken is Halal. Why, even the COOKER here is Halal. His name is Iqbal!”

The poor fellow meant that the CHEF was a Muslim man. But in his excitement he over did his sales pitch.

My son in law was very amused at the incident. Every time he sees my daughter using a pressure cooker at home, he says: Halal Cooker, right?”

(Halal is a term  used to designate food, action or object seen as permissible according to Islamic law)

Story By: Mrs.Shahul Hameed. Written By: Gulsum Basheer @ talkalittledo

Story 2:

15470102-funny-wedding-symbol-with-speech-bubble--game-overThree of my nephews got married in our native place on the same day. They brought their wives to Chennai on their honeymoon. The three couples spent a whole day in my house. As I was busy cooking an elaborate meal for them, I wanted to amuse them and keep them from getting bored. So I called up my father asked him to rent some film VCR (like our modern DVDs) and send it across.

The movie which my father had rented was a big hit with the brides. The movie’s title was “Pondaati Sonna Kettukanum ” which broadly translated means, “Heed to your wife’s advice” or quite literally, “Obey your wife.”

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6 Responses to Newly Married Indian – After Marriage

  1. Anne Chia says:

    Hehehehe. What a classic! I doubt that the men found it funny 🙂

  2. Nice one…. The wives must have enjoyed the expression on the faces of their husbands:) Good beginning for the newly weds.!!!

  3. TBM says:

    Love it. Obey your wife, I would have liked to see the expressions on everyone’s face.

  4. ksbeth says:

    very wise advice there at the end )

  5. Angela Grant says:

    Hi Talkalittledo, Two witty stories–very beautifully written. I enjoy your posts. -Angela

  6. Madhu says:

    He he he, that movie should be made mandatory viewing for bridegrooms 🙂

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